11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

11 Scientific Facts Explaining Why We Live on Cats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

This is my Man. I’m not afraid of him. He is very strong, for he eats a great deal; he is an Eater of All Things. What are you eating? Give me some!

He is not beautiful, for he has no fur. Not having enough saliva, he has to wash himself with water. He meows in a harsh voice and a great deal more than necessary. Sometimes in his sleep, he purrs.

Let me out!

I don’t know why he has made himself Master; perhaps he has eaten something sublime.

He keeps my rooms clean for me.

In his paws, he carries a sharp black claw and he scratches with it on white sheets of paper. This is the only game he plays. He sleeps at night instead of day, he cannot see in the dark, he has no pleasures. He never thinks of blood, never dreams of hunting or fighting; he never sings songs of love.

Often at night, when I hear mysterious and magic voices, when I can see that the darkness is all alive, he sits at the table with head bent and goes on and on, scratching with his black claw on the white papers. Don’t imagine that I am at all interested in you. I’m only listening to the soft whispering of your claw. Sometimes the whispering is silent, so the poor dull head does not know how to go on playing, and then I am sorry for him and I meow softly in sweet and sharp discord. Then my Man picks me up and buries his hot face in my fur. At those times he divines for an instant a glimpse of a higher life, and he sighs with happiness and purrs something which can almost be understood.

But don’t think that I am at all interested in you. You have warmed me, and now I will go out again and listen to the dark voices.

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  • 11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around

    11Scientific Facts Explaining Why WeLive onCats’ Terms and Not the Other Way Around